Wednesday night dinner at my house..

Dad: One Direction is gay.
Dad: One Direction can't sing.
Dad: I can't handle 15 seconds of One Direction
Dad: I'd rather let you pierce your nose, belly buton, toes, septum and knees than buy you a ticket to their concert.
Dad: They're all gaayyy
Dad: The blonde one is so gay.
Dad: The curly-haired one is so gay.
Dad: The one in stripes is so gay.
Dad: The paki one is so gay.
Dad: The one that looks like an adorable puppy is so gay.
Dad: Why do you even like them.
Dad: Can you pass me the the salt?